Oh yes…it’s MONDAY! Time for ultimate confessions shrouded in innocent NOT MEs! Because everyone KNOWS I’m totally innocent….
I did not tell the Youth dept, the one in which I have worked for years, that they all SUCKED because no one reads my blog. And especially not in front of my PASTOR! EEK!
I did NOT almost have a complete and utter meltdown when I knew I’d have to teach Sodom and Gomorrah ALONE to the Youth girls! I did NOT end up blogging the whole lesson after a BIG heart to heart with God over it. 
And it turned out RIGHT NICE if I do say so! LOL God reminded me, it isn’t all about the ugly…..
And I was NOT completely mortified to realize our Youth minister read my blog….yes, even the part where I said something about putting our big girl panties on…. where’s that blushing smilie when I need it?
I did NOT allow Egg #3 to play in the leaves during a photo shoot with a friend….and then stop taking pictures for the photo shoot to take photos of my daughter instead…..and it was NOT her first time to play in a pile of leaves! What kind of controlling mother do you think I am?? cough cough…..I’m getting better….she can get dirty….and the world will not end….really…she can…I’ll be alright….
I did NOT go on a girls night out…my first one in….gosh….HOW LONG?? But I did NOT make the off-hand comment to my dear sweet church friends that “it’s all fun and games til someone gets crabs….” and then realized what I said and was MORTIFIED. And the above ladies did NOT practically wet themselves over it and laugh hysterically the rest of the night….I DO have a filter between my brain and my mouth…I really do….it’s THERE….I think it’s broken or something though….I need to get that looked at…..ahem…I hope this is not one of the blogs my youth minister reads….maybe we’ll hide this one….
And I did NOT practically PLEAD with a lady at church to let me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take her picture because she just has this FACE…..oh yes….I’m quite sure she thinks I’m insane. I’m OK with that. BAHAHAHA!!
And I did NOT just eat a doughnut hole because it was from Krispy Kreme and I don’t EVER EVER get Krispy Kreme and I TOTALLY HEART KRISPY KREME….because OMG I JUST worked out! That would TOTALLY defeat the purpose of all that hard work I did this morning. I’m growing a third butt….
I did not just say I’m growing a third butt….
Apparently the filter from my brain to my fingers doesn’t work either….
I need sleep.
HAPPY MONDAY YA’LL! Hop over to MckMama’s blog and join the fun! http://www.mycharmingkids.net/
Wow, she does have a “face!” Great photo! I have finally relaxed about the leaves this year too…mold, spiders…I let it all go…Ok, still a little freaked out, but it is a lot of fun and it does make great photos!
Don’t you just HATE when the filter breaks down?!?
HILARIOUS Not Me’s! Love the pictures too. Have a great week!
Wait… back up the train…. CRABS?? You SAID that?! Oh I feel SO not alone. hahahahaha! LOVED IT
Yep.. I don’t get many comments, but my hit counter does keep going up; makes me wonder who reads my blog, and whether I might be stepping on some toes! Yikes… but.. I do NOT say “big girl panties” OR “crabs” on my blog, so I guess I’m OK. Ha. Those pics are great… the face one is magazine-quality. I’m NOT jealous..
I just found your blog…well a couple days when I was out blog haunting. You are a great photographer… I love your candor relating to your faith and child rearing..so real and refreshing!
Great Not Me’s! I love finding new blogs to check out through MckMama’s blog. Have a great week!
The crabs thing…and the youth pastor! Oy Vey! As they say. Sometimes it’s nice to just say it, let’s face it, that’s what grace is about… Have a good week. I’m sure I won’t be commenting later!
Those were so funny. I cracked up about the youth group comment. Too hilarious. Can’t believe that he checked your blog when you wrote about panties…LOl
LOL… love your sense of humor…. and wait? we’re supposed to have a filter?
Have a Great Thanksgiving!
so too funny. you made me giggle out loud. and man i wish that there was a krispy kreme around me so i could not eat at it either. lol.
Ok, I’m trying to remember all the things I cracked up about so I can tell you I TOTALLY have never done any of those
The comment to your church friends was HILARIOUS… I about wet myself too.
Even my husband was chuckling as I read them to him
Yeah, I know about letting kids get dirty. I just gave up after having a boy who HEARTS dirt.
About the third butt… what can I say except that you are a serious bladder control challenge. I LOVE IT!
My husband just started singing, “I like big butts…” Need I slap him?