I’m stealing Heidi’s idea. It just fits today.
I can parent a house of 10 children. Effectively.
I can babysit 6 kids other than my own everyday.
I can move my scalp without the use of my hands. (I’m a freak-show, baby)
I can feed my family of 5 and 6 babysitting kids on about a $100 a week (not by CHOICE, but I do what I have to.)
I can spot and treat lice like no one’s business. (Not in my own house, thank goodness, but I’ve done it for schools. I am the Lice Queen. Bow at my Impressiveness.)
I can listen to Matt Chandler sermons on my MP3 while mopping my floor.
I can sew. I can paint. I can photograph. I can draw. I can sing.
I can do minor repairs on household stuff.
I can edit almost any photo.
I have learned exposure, apeture, the definition of bokeh.
I can do hair like a pro. (Except my own. 😉 )
I can rip ears off, pop eyes out of their sockets, and get out of a choke hold.
I can teach a classroom of 15 2 year olds or a class of 20 3 year olds.
I can hang with teenagers.
But, for the LIFE of me…..
I CANNOT MAKE RICE KRISPY TREATS!
They are always SOGGY and gross! Even if I follow the directions TO.THE.LETTER.
And I so love them. Totally adore them.
Look at these….my mouth is WATERING right now…
Oh this is just WRONG…
Jesus, help me, for I am WEAK….